Unleash Your Inner Gym Wizard.
Bulkwarts — School of SwoleCraft & Liftery. Cast iron. Cast spells.
This preview shows the intended coaching loop: Harry Spotter will validate form metrics while Dumbbelldore explains recommendations produced by the deterministic progression engine.
There is no good and evil, only weight and those too weak to lift it.
Harry Spotter is analyzing your technique…
The moat
A closed coaching loop, not a spreadsheet
Form-check apps see but don't program. Trackers program but can't see. SwoleCraft closes the loop — what the camera sees changes what the engine prescribes.
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See
Harry Spotter is the planned on-device rep-analysis layer.
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Correct
One cue per set. The right kind — internal or external.
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Adapt
The engine reshapes tomorrow's plan from today's reps.
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Visualize
Your muscle map shows what actually got trained.
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Progress
Logged progress can trigger a short, skippable celebration.
Three pillars
What makes SwoleCraft SwoleCraft
Every feature earns its place by improving training outcomes. The humor rides along — it never drives.
Brain-muscle connection
The body-map prototype shows planned targets. A later self-report history will record where you felt a set without claiming to measure muscle activation.
Progressive overload engine
Double progression and readiness math run in the current engine. Plateau interventions and deload scheduling remain roadmap work.
Next session: Same load (85 kg), aim 6 reps — weakest set was 5 last time.
Structured variation
The planned variation control keeps anchor lifts stable and records the reason for each substitution instead of presenting random changes as physiology.
Rotates exercises within each movement pattern per mesocycle. Anchor lifts stay for measurable progress.
The Marauder's Heatmap
Your week, on a body
Effective sets per muscle — computed with fractional credit by the engine, painted as a choropleth. Cold gray means neglected. Gold means at target. You'll know exactly which muscles you've been ghosting.
Fractional set credit
The engine applies the configured primary and secondary muscle weights from the exercise registry.
Vision input planned
Later rep-quality metrics can adjust credit only after the vision stack is locally validated.
Session option planned
A later generator can offer an equipment-aware session when you choose to address a cold spot.
Today's readiness: 75/100 — engine says train as planned. (Yes, that number came from the real engine.)
The tone dial
Funny between sets. Never during a lift.
Three positions: Full Fantasy, Light Touch, and Straight Talk. Safety and medical copy always renders in plain language — the character can be theatrical, the warning cannot. Try it:
- celebration
EXPECTO LIFT-ONUM! New personal record — inscribed in the Spellbook of Gains.
- timer
Hourglass of Gains is draining. Breathe.
- coach
Dumbbelldore approves: +2.5 kg because you conquered 3x8 at RIR 2.
- form_alertsafety — always plain language
Your lower back is rounding under load. End the set and reduce the weight. If you feel pain, stop training and consult a professional.
Live from packages/content/strings — safety, medical and billing copy has no wizard variant to render. It can't be punned, even by accident.
Fun lives in moments
Serious data surfaces. Enchanted moments.
Celebrations are ≤2.5 seconds, skippable, and never touch your numbers. Charts stay legible; the sparkle knows its place.
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Hourglass of Gains
Proposed launch pricing
The free tier should be useful
This is a packaging proposal, not an offer for sale. The durable principle is that basic logging and data export stay outside the paid fence.
Free
$0
- Full tracker target
- Planned on-device form mode
- Proposed cloud-analysis allowance
- 2D muscle map + weekly heatmap
- CSV export principle
SwoleCraft Pro
proposed$12.99/mo or $79.99/yr
- Unlimited Deep Analysis (fair use)
- Readiness autoregulation + plateau interventions
- 3D muscle model + Personal Activation Map
- All creator programs + spreadsheet import
- Form Ghost + tempo trainer
Ready to train like it's witchcraft?
Join the waitlist. When the beta opens, The Sorting Hat will be waiting — and your first form check is on us.
SwoleCraft's goal is to connect what you log, what the camera can validate, and what the deterministic engine recommends next.